
If we buy new scrubs, we will get blood or urine or poop on them the first day we wear them, or we will gain 5 pounds in a week and they will not fit as well by our 3rd shift.

If we wait for the elevator instead of taking the stairs, it will go slow, we will have to stop on every floor, and we will be late.

If you stay after your shift to deliver your patient, she will still be pregnant an hour after your shift should have been over.

The nurse that you ALWAYS work for will NOT be able to work for you when you realllllllllly need to switch.
Uhhhh, yeah—it’s the same everywhere 🙂
Until my next delivery ❤
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Every time the Super Bowl or a big football game, basketball game or big sporting event is going on the significant others will flood us with patients 15 minutes after the game is over. And of course, all the women are in active labor and need their epidurals immediately !!!!
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