If Disney Characters Were Labor and Delivery Nurses
We’d wake up easily for work 🙂
We’d do a backflip when we saw our favorite people at work.
No matter how much we ate, we’d all be skinny 🙂
At the end of the day, our makeup and hair would look exactly like it did when we started our shift
This is what we’d do every time a provider tells us to increase the pit when our patient is already contracting every 2 minutes 😦
We could make someone complete just by a couple of turns.
The provider that looked at the pretty, new graduate nurse’s ass would be punished by not having one hand.
We’d cover our faces every time we saw a provider do something weird instead of secretly rolling our eyes.
This would happen after every delivery.
Before going home we’d transform back to how we felt before we went to work.
We could take care of everyone AND still want to come home and kiss our husbands 😉
We’d never be this exhausted.
Everyone would live happily ever after ❤
Until my next delivery ❤
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